Wm Funtimes

Me: Your stomach is so weird.
Wm: Yeah.
Me: Are you anxious? Is that it?
Wm: Anxious for what?
Me: What?
Wm: What?
Me: Do you feel anxious?
Wm: ANXIOUS FOR WHAT?
Me: I have no idea what you're talking about right now.
Wm: I thought 'anxious' meant 'looking forward to.' Like 'I am anxious to get home and play Minecraft.'
Me: Ohhhhhh. Yeah. You are correct, sir. It can also mean, like, nervous.
Wm: Oh. No, I'm not anxious. Well, I AM a bit anxious that we won't get home in time for me to play Minecraft before bed.

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Driving along...
Me: [Long story about weird family history]
Wm: Why wasn't I told this before?
Me: Uhhhh...
Wm: WHY WASN'T I TOLD THIS BEFORE?