Siri

Best Siri conversation ever. (It is important to note that I changed Steve's name in his phone so that it thinks he is named Turd Ferguson. So every time he talks to Siri, that's what she calls him. Because I'm awesome.)

Steve: [To Wm] Are you SERIOUS?
Wm: Huh?
Siri: BING BING. [thinking Steve said "Hey, Siri"]
Steve: I said, are you SERIOUS?
Siri: I'm always serious, Turd Ferguson.

YESSSSS. That is the best possible outcome of changing Steve's name to Turd Ferguson in his phone.

Also, I made shepherd's pie for dinner last night. In with the meat, I mixed onions, garlic, carrots, peas, and green beans. Of course, on top were mashed potatoes. And guess what. GUESS. Wm ate it!! I have no idea why or how or what happened. All I know is that he ate it. HE. ATE. IT. (Perhaps it was because we had our office cookie exchange and party and I had a giant box filled with delicious cookies for dessert!)