While driving to his violin lesson...
Wm: I just farted.
Me: Gross. Well, get them all out now so you don't fart all over Susan.
Wm: I farted again. It was like a [REDACTED] fart.
Me: No, it wasn't. I didn't even hear it. Her farts are loud bubble farts.
Wm: Aren't all farts butthole farts?
Me: Wait. What?
Wm: Aren't ALL farts butthole farts?
Me: BUBBLE farts! Not butthole farts! Ew, man.
Wm: [laughed so hard he gave himself the hiccups and had to start his violin lesson still hiccuping!]
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