Transgenic Mice

This has nothing to do with Wm, but it's entertaining. This is the kind of email you get when you work in Biomedical Engineering:

Dear Professor,

We create transgenic mice with low cost,
superb quality, and rapid turnaround.

For as low as $2250, we can make transgenic mice for you in just 6 weeks.
For detailed pricing, please visit our transgenic services webpage.

I know what I'm asking for for Christmas!