Narcissist

Wm: I think Anonymous is a narcissist.
Me: Really? Do you know what that means?
Wm: YEAH. Of course. It means you love yourself most and care about yourself more than other people. Narcissus was a Greek god. He fell in love with his own reflection and just stared at himself until he died.
Me: Hm. OK. Kinda nailed that one. And you think Anonymous is a narcissist?
Wm: Big time.
Me: Then why is he your friend?
Wm: He's not a narcissist ALL the time. He just has some narcissistic personality traits.

Also, Flip totally escaped yesterday. I put him out at lunch, ate my food - periodically checking on him. He spent most of the time laying in the sun, panting happily. But, after a while, I looked out and he was just gone. Like vanished. His runner and everything was attached and unharmed. I ran outside screaming his name - NADA. So I ran in circles around the house, screaming like a psycho. When I made a full loop, I found him sitting at the back door like, "What?" A fence is going in ASAP. We already have calls out for estimates.