Wildly Inappropriate

Wm: Kid asked me if I had seen the movie Sausage Party.
Me: Do you even know what that is? What did you say?
Wm: I know what it is.
Me: So what did you tell him?
Wm: I told him that that movie is WILDLY inappropriate and I had not seen it, OF COURSE.
Me: Hahaha! Good. Seriously. What did he say?
Wm: He said, "it is fucking awesome!" Can you even BELIEVE it?
Me: Nope, that is some crazy, awful business.
Wm: Well, Kid is crazy....so that makes sense. I just walked away after that. [shakes head] Crazy...

Wm is awesome. But I fear for his teenage years. Any kid that tells another kid that a movie is "wildly inappropriate" is not in for an easy time. Especially a tiny, bespectacled kid who says stuff like that.

Wm read for FOUR hours yesterday. I pledged to his Read-A-Thon per hour that he reads. I fear I have made a terrible mistake. I told Wm I was thinking of changing it to a flat pledge (he read for 3 hours the day before that and this goes on for 3 weeks!) And he was all, "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" So now I'm going to be on the hook for every hour The Nerd reads!! There goes his college fund...