Mother's Day

Me: So you're not going to cook the pork loin in the crock pot?

Steve: I didn't plan on it. Should I?

Me: Well, I-. Nope. You do what you think is best. 

Steve: I want it how you like it! It's your Mother's Day dinner.

Me: I want to see how you're going to do it. 

Steve: You're setting me up to fail!

Me: No! I just want to see what you do without my interference. Maybe I'm not "helping." What if I'm just unnecessarily bossy?

Wm: IF?!!!?

Steve: hheeeheeehheeee

Me: On Mother's Day, no less, the two of you!

Steve: [giggles] IF, he said!