Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Animal Murder

Schroeder: [to Flip] HISSSSSSSSS!!!!
Flip: [to Shroeder] BARK! BARK! BARK!
Steve: What would you do if Flip psychotically murdered the cats?
Me: Well, first, I'd be really happy that Luna was dead.
Steve: Totally.
Me: Then, I'd be really sad because, obviously, we'd have to put down a murderous dog.
Steve: Then we'd have no animals.
Me: Don't get any ideas.
Steve: What do you mean?
Me: You're probably planning to murder the cats and frame Flip now so you can live your glorious animal-free existence.
Steve: Yesssss...

Wm on taking a Genetics test:
"I wasn't sure about some of the written answers. So I just wrote A LOT. I hoped that it would overwhelm and confuse Ms. Reeves."

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