The Returned

Wm is back from Grandma and Grandpa's!! He had a great trip. He spent a ton of time with his cousin, Andrew. And had all sorts of adventures. 

We stopped at the Lodi outlet mall on the way home and Wm got the "Beanboozled" Jelly Bellies (it is a box of their normal flavors mixed with flavors like boogers, dirty socks, skunk, vomit, moldy cheese, rotten eggs, dog food, etc). Wm is laughing like a psychotic hyena licking them and forcing Steve to eat some. I am refusing to have any part of that action!!

I got one more picture of Wm's summer adventures at Clubhouse:

Ohio Safari!

We also got to see a few pictures of Wm's vacation. I asked him to caption them himself. So, here they are, as captioned by Wm:

I'm playing Spore on my computer with Andrew

Feeding a giraffe lettuce

Andrew and Kangaroo <3

Cute sleeping wallaby 

LLAMAS!

I don't know what to say about this one. It's a bull.

I also sent Wm some pictures while he was gone. He was not a fan of me texting him because it paused his game and messed it up. I was not deterred.

"Schroeder misses you!" (Note: not actually true)

Steve and I tried to have a fun kid-free lunch out on our last day at home without Wm. Buuuut, we tried to go to the North Market in the middle of a GIANT protest against some Republican candidate's speech. While we agreed with the sentiment...we just wanted lunch. I took a picture of the horse police to send to Wm though!

Very threatening. Cops texting and lounging on horses.

And here is Wm telling me to stop texting him.

Wm is now crabbily in his room because no one will eat anymore of his vomit jelly beans. Steve and I are trying to remember that we missed him yesterday...