Sunday, July 20, 2014

Fired

One hour after Color Run...
Out like a light - woke up in much better mood!
Usual. But new iPad case has a nice stand. So: Updated Command Center.
Then…
Me: So are you still thinking NAMEWITHHELD is doing well at work?
Steve: Oh yeah, he's a hard worker. 
Me: That seems to be your major criterion for evaluating your employees.
Steve: Well, they're all lazy - except him.
Me: How are they lazy?
Steve: When they finish their work, they just sit around and BS. They don't look for new stuff to do on their own. I constantly have to tell them what to do. It's annoying.
Me: Uh, wow. You are intense. You would totally fire me if I worked for you.
Steve: [without missing a beat] Oh, yeah. For sure.
AAAAAND BURN.

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