Command Center

Wm has created a command center with both the iPad and laptop. He plays Minecraft on the laptop and simultaneously watches videos about it on the iPad. It's pretty intense. I snuck up him and got a great series of pictures. I will caption with exactly what was said…

Silence. Sneaky action picture. The click gave me away.

"Are you taking secret pictures of me?"

"NOT NICE."

He then took everything to the Situation Room (otherwise known as his bedroom) to escape me. He is now hiding out up there and I doubt I'll see him again until bedtime. Mission accomplished.

Also, Schroeder needs to join Overeaters Anonymous. Here he is fatting around:

fat sack of fat

He also enjoys rolling onto his tummy and showing you his cute white spot to pretend like he wants a  belly scratch.  When, in fact, all he wants is for you to reach toward his belly so he can then grab you with his cat arms, hang on, and gnaw/lick on your arm psychotically with his super creepy tiny cat fangs and raspy tongue.

Not falling for it!

I would also like to add that Steve is super mean. When I showed him the picture of Jabba the Cat he goes, "look at his pea head sitting atop his disproportionally giant, fat body…just like you." So I am currently plotting my revenge.