Blew It

I have totally failed at April Fool's Day so far.  I woke up and planned to scream at Steve, "OH MY GOD, IT'S 7:30 YOU ARE LATE LATE LATE LATE!" and watch him freeeeeak out.  Then I woke up and totally forgot because it was very early and I was very sleepy.  I was then going to tell Wm that his school burned down so they just decided to start summer break early.  Then I got busy making his breakfast and forgot.  I remembered when I got to work, tried to call Steve quickly so that he could do it, but he had just dropped Wm off.  DISAPPOINTED.  Now everyone will be on guard and I will have to think of something epic in order to fool them. Let the games begin!

Also, this cracked me up.  Steve has very specific ideas on all things…
Me: What do you think of my dress?
Steve: Very cute.!! Wait. Why do you look weirdly tall?
Me: I have on heels.
Steve: Don't like it.
Me: Dude, they are like 2 inch heels.  That catapults me from 5'3" to a towering 5"5.  Maybe 2.5" max.
Steve: It's creeping me out. You've never worn heels.  You look weird like that. No heels.
Me: I think it will be nice.  You are annoyingly taller than me and it makes dancing awkward.  Now I can reach you! You are still at least 6" taller than me, even in these heels. My head will actually reach your shoulder! Nice, right?
Steve: NOPE.
Me: I'm wearing them!!!
Steve: Well, I'm not gonna like it.
Me: Fine.
Steve: Fine.
(I'm sure I will have the heels on for about 30 minutes before I can't take it anymore and change into my chucks - which will, of course, be in the car on standby.)

Also, Wm loves himself some natural disasters.  So we picked up Twister from the library last night.  Wm loooooved it.  Except the end.  Where there were smooches. I go, "uh oh, Wm…it looks like there may be kissy face coming." He goes, "nah…they are getting a divorce." Sure enough, big, fat kiss.  I go, "looks like the divorce is off." Wm yelled, "WHY DO THEY RUIN ALL THESE MOVIES WITH KISSING?!?!"