Me: Did you put your wet swim suit in the plastic bag Daddy put in your backpack or did you just throw it in there?
Wm: I just put it in there.
Me: What?!?
Wm: It's not wet at all.
Me: Oh, good.
[Return home to discover it's very wet and now so is everything else in his backpack]
Me: WM! It's soaking wet! You are in trouble, sir!!
Wm: Hm. Do I have a consequence?
Me: YES.
Wm: What?
Me: My sadness and disappointment.
Wm: Oh...is that all?
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