Miscellany

Here's some random stuff that has been going on the last few days...

1. Wm looked all cute.  His outfit reminded me of an 80's movie bully. But very tiny.

2. Wm got "blue oreos" that were sort of fruity tasting and weird.  Not only did they turn his ENTIRE mouth VIBRANTLY blue, but he pooped bright blue poo for 2 days afterwards. That can't be good for you.

3. Wm has been reading Harry Potter.  BUT, the best part is that he wants to "share" it with Steve, so he's forcing Steve to also read Harry Potter.  Steve keeps looking tortured and mouthing, "I haaaate reeeeading!" when Wm isn't looking.  Since I already read the series, I have been permitted to continue reading The Round House instead of joining The Harry Potter Book Club. We can just discuss afterwards.

4. Wm got baseball socks that match his uniform and the cuteness was kicked up a notch. I also got him Big League Chew gum.  Wm has never had gum before since I am a tooth-protecting Nazi.  He hates it.  He chews it for no more than 2 minutes like a cow chewing cud (and looks vaguely confused and constantly asks, "do I swallow this, or....what???"), then it somehow falls out of his mouth and he throws it away.  But, he laughs his butt off at Steve blowing bubbles and popping them.