Coming into the house after summer camp...
Wm: What if someone broke in the back door again and there are sneak thieves in the house?
Me: Not possible - the back door is now impenetrable and we have an alarm.
Wm: True. But, I'm just saying WHAT IF.
Me: Well, why don't you go first and fight them off.
Wm: OK!
Me: Wouldn't you want me to go in first so I can protect you?
Wm: No. I'll just kick them in the crotch.
Me: Sounds like a solid plan.
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