Black & White

Me: I think I'm going to dye my hair again this weekend.  But dark brown this time.
Wm: That will be ugly.  I like it shining red like it is now.
Me: Wow.  Well, I want it Daddy's color. Daddy has such pretty hair.
Wm: Oh, Daddy's hair is black.  [studying Steve's hair] Well, I guess it's really black and white now.
Steve: Hey!
Wm: There's A LOT of white here on the side.