Wm really liked the presidential election and decided to have a family election. Mostly through voter fraud and intimidation, I was voted Family President. Wm wrote a Family Constitution and one stipulation was that the term limit was 4 days and then a new president would be elected. I did not like that plan, so I led a military coup and became the Family Dictator. Wm was appointed Generalissimo. He took it seriously and got a helmet and laser gun to keep the "peasant" in line (Steve = the peasant).
The family is now controlled by a military junta. Namely, William and I. But, honestly, the junta is having a really hard time keeping the peasant in line. He keeps trying to rebel and is, overall, something of a dissident. For instance, he has already refused the first law we enacted: unlimited and on-demand foot rubs of El Presidente. I may sentence him to hard labor in the yard (see: raking).
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