Liar

While eating lunch...

Me: Eat your carrots and broccoli.
Wm: I don't like the broccoli stem.
Me: Well, I cut it off, so it's fine.
Wm: I can taste the stem!
Me: LIIIIII-AAAAAAR!
Wm: I am not a liar!  But I do lie sometimes.
Me: That is actually the definition of being liar, man.
Wm: Hmmmm....I still taste stem.  Just so you know.

After staying at Mimi's last night, Wm said, as we were walking home, that he wants to live at Mimi's.  But, he wants Steve and I to live there as well.  He said he wants us all to live together, but the pink house isn't big enough.  I told Mimi that Wm plans to move in - and has also invited Steve and I to also move in.  That will give her heart palpitations every time she sees a UHAUL drive down her street!