Necklace

Wm: Do you have $4?
Me: You can't have $4.
Wm: Why not?
Me: You spent all your allowance money on Legos
Wm: I was going to buy a beautiful necklace from Target!
Me: Nope.
Wm: Well, I was going to buy it for you!
Me: Nice try.
Wm: [whispered to himself] DAMNIT.