Evil Germ Monkey

Wm is an evil germ monkey.  He has had the sniffles for the last couple days.  Well, today, both Steve and I are feeling awful.  I can't breathe out of my nose and I'm very crabby about it since my birthday is Friday.  I haven't been sick since Thanksgiving.  Wm seems to hang on to his germs, only sharing them in time for holidays.  Captain Outbreak was off school today for a teacher in-service day, so he and Steve had a day of fun.  Wm has been having the time of his life.  He said Valentine's Day was "the greatest day of my life," and then he built Legos with Daddy all day today (and got to go to Graffiti Burger for lunch!)  Then, he's off for President's Day on Monday!  That kid is never in school.

On a different note, Steve is getting old.  We just had this conversation...

Steve: Hmmm...wow...interesting.
Me: What?
Steve: Just this show I'm watching.
Me: [Checking it out...] Are you watching a nature show on PBS?  Really?
Steve: Yes, it's fascinating.  Look at that pheasant!
Me: Pheasant? Are you serious right now? You are fascinated by a pheasant?
[Steve pausing his show]
Steve: What?
Me: Wait.  Did you just PAUSE your weird nature show on PBS so you wouldn't miss any while you talk to me?
Steve: Yes.
Me: You are so old....and sort of creeping me out with all this pheasant talk.
Steve: Do not put this on Wm's blog.  You have an evil glint in your eye.
Me: Me? Never. Can you hand me the laptop?
Steve: [giant sigh]

I guess I probably should be nice and not post this since Steve totally made a feast for dinner tonight AND did all the dishes AND packed me a doggie bag for lunch tomorrow.  Nahhhh...