Grocery Shopping

And now, a dramatic reenactment of grocery shopping with Wm, who is being "good"....

Wm: What's this?
Wm: Ohhhh, what's that?
[Wm to himself: I am going to touch this.  NO THIS!]
Wm: Can I have this?
Wm: Is that chocolate?
Wm: What's that?
[Wm running away]
Me: WILLIAM!
Wm: What? Hey - what's this?
Wm: Is this free?
Wm: Why is it not free?
Wm: How many dollars do you have?  Enough for this? Or this? Or this?
Wm: Wait.  What's that?
[Wm to himself: I'm going to draw on this with the pen I snuck in here. Unknown to Wm: It is a $50 bottle of wine]
Wm: Why are you looking at me like that?
Wm: Oooooh, can I have THIS?
Wm: Why are you using a mean voice?
Wm: WHAT IS THAT?????? I am going to put it in the cart!
Wm: Why do we have to wait in the car?