Chippiness

Something wonderful came into my possession yesterday.  A friend that works over in the Department of Electrical and Computer Engineering was purging old student files and came across a file from 1995 she thought would be of interest to me.  Yes, folks...The File of Steve!  In it was the "self portrait paper" Steve wrote his first quarter at OSU.  I REALLY wanted to post excerpts here, but Steve would not allow it.  He was throughly embarrassed and didn't want me to even read it.  Of course, I did.  It's hard to believe that I met Steve shortly after he wrote it!!  I will say, though, that about 75% of the paper was about his love of soccer. So...not much has changed there.  Another good chunk consisted of his hatred of OSU and desire to return home.  Typical freshman.  It was actually pretty well written, but he had some true gems in there - it was good for lots of laughs.  I just thank god mine will never resurface.  Who knows what I put in that thing.  Nothing good....nothing good.

Wm has said a couple hilarious things the past mornings:

- Yesterday morning he was eating a chocolate chip scone I made for breakfast (they turned out DENSE) and he goes, "I lost the battle.  I can't eat anymore.  It's chocolate chippiness defeated me."
- Today, after using the potty and being told to wash his hands he said, "I don't want to!  I didn't touch anything!"  When Steve told him he DEFINITELY touched SOMETHING and pointed out that he had lifted the seat Wm goes, "I used my foot.  NO!  My elbow.  Yeah.  My elbow.  End of conversation."