Playing with Myself

Seriously.  This may top all other hilarious Wm conversations.  He was picking out the Lego guys he was going to take into bed to play with (he gets about 10-15 minutes of in-bed playtime before lights out).  Aunt Jess and Uncle Drew got Wm Lego guys that looked like each member of the family for his birthday.  So there is one that looks like me.  Wm was laying in bed playing with the Mommy Lego person and he goes, "Mommy, would you like to play with yourself?" and hands me the Mommy Lego guy.  Then launched into a whole 10 minute list of different ways I could play with myself.  Meanwhile, Steve is turning purple in the doorway trying not to laugh.  Wm finally says, "Hey, Mommy!  You can play with yourself in bed with Daddy if you want!"  Steve had to leave - he couldn't contain it anymore.  Wm continued, "Do you want to play with yourself tonight and tomorrow or just tonight?"  Then says, "But don't stay up too late playing with yourself."  I have no idea how long this would have gone on, but I finally managed to say, "Wm, you can keep the Mommy Lego person tonight and we'll play with Legos together tomorrow.  Good night!"  And ran to the safety of my room.

Earlier today, I was chasing Wm in circles around the house.  I decided to be sneaky and creep up on him the other way.  He figured me out and creeped up behind ME the other other way.  When he screamed, "BOOOOOO!" behind me, I jumped a foot in the air.  Wm chuckled and said, "I turned the tables on ya."

Man...you can't pay for this kind of entertainment.