1. Wm asked if he could watch TV (he actually watched some things in the hotel room in Denver and once again realized that TV can be fun). I told him he had used all his screen time playing Xbox. I then mumbled, unsolicited, that I hated TV, hated the sound of it, and want it off all the time. Wm asks, "you hate ALL TV?' I respond, "yes...all if it." And he goes, "well, what about your cooking shows, Mommy?" Touche! He is a wily one.
2. I called and made an appointment for my free consultation with the Columbus LASIK Guru. I was telling Steve about it - and how much it cost (a lot) and Wm pipes up, "you know, Mommy, if you want $1,000, I can get you $1,000!" So I ask him where/how he is going to get $1,000 and he says, "my radio says all I have to do is text Sunny95 and I could win $1,000!"
3. While playing with his Lego guys, we hear Wm enact this...
Obi Wan: You cannot win, Vader!
Vader: I will sword you!
Obi Wan: Really, Vader? REALLY? Sword me? Wow. WOOOOW. Really?
[Vader making swording sounds]
Obi Wan: I am not even mad. I am disappointed.
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