Doppleganger

Steve was off yesterday, so we got to go out to a nice lunch. It was gorgeous outside, so we sat on the patio and had a grand time! We ran into a couple of my work friends and stopped by their table to say hello. One of them told Steve he looked like Jared Kushner, which made me laugh really hard. But, Steve was not amused. My coworker actually emailed me later to apologize if Steve was offended. I told her not to worry about it - he may be creepy AF, but Jared Kushner is good looking! And Steve just as bitchy resting face, so you can never tell if he's offended - you just have to ignore him. Since he avoids conflict, you'll never know if he's offended anyway - and will forget about said offense in an hour because he has dementia. (Now we'll see if Steve ever reads this!)

Jared? Or Steve?

Steve? Or Jared?

Steve also got Flip a super double deluxe dog bed in an attempt to lure him out of our bed. We thought he liked it based on his reaction upon seeing it:

But guess who still slept in our bed last night? Sleeping diagonally, loudly/intensely licking his wiener, twitching, snoring, and woofing grumpily at every noise outside? No, it wasn't Steve (this time). So, apparently, the dog bed is nice for relaxing, but not nice for sleeping in at night.