Wm came home from school super excited because he was one of only a handful of kids invited to be audience members at the Columbus TEDx event! He will miss an entire day of school in March to go and will get a free tshirt. I guess the audience is "participatory," so he's really excited!!
I have a cold. It's definitely the worst cold anyone has ever had in the history of time and everyone should pity me intensely. I'm sure those gross college students infected me with it. It could also be because one day is 20 degrees and the next is 60 and that cycle is continuing. My body has rebelled.
Lastly, I missed the beginning of this conversation, but I was filled in....
Steve: WILLIAM! Did you wipe toothpaste on my clean decorative washcloth?
Wm: NO!
Steve: Who else would have done it? Wm, seriously, do not do that.
Wm: I didn't!!!!
Steve: I know you did. That is gross. Who does that?
Wm: Oh my god. I did not!
Me: [walking upstairs] What's all the hubbub?
Steve: SOMEONE wiped toothpaste on my clean washcloth!
Me: Oh, the one you hung on the new towel bar?
Steve: Yes.
Me: Yeah, that was me.
Steve: WHAT?
Wm: AH HA!!!! I told you!!!
Me: What? It was there, it was clean, and I has toothpaste on my face. Ba-da-bing ba-da-boom, problem solved.
Wm: Pop blamed me!
Steve: I didn't think an ADULT would do something like that!
Me: HAHAHAAH! You're weird.
Wm: HAHAHAHA!
Steve: I hate you both. It's not that funny.
Me & Wm: HAHAHAHA!
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