Wm and Steve both cracked me up this morning!
Me: WHAT IS THAT ON THE FLOOR?
Wm: It's a jalapeno from the garden.
Me: Oh, thank god. The cat must have knocked it down.
Wm: What did you think it was?
Me: A turd.
Wm: You think everything is a turd.
(I'm on high alert ever since the cat barfed into my shoe.)
Then, while we were eating breakfast, I saw The Evil Cat was literally standing IN my big, luxurious houseplant - just standing there, hanging out. I yelled, "THAT CAT IS STANDING IN MY PLANT!" Steve goes, "Leave him alone...he is probably playing jungle. He's like, 'I'm a mighty tiger...stalking my prey through the leaves..." I laughed super hard - and decided not to murder the cat...yet.
Wm and Steve were watching funny cat videos together and laughing and laughing. It was fun to watch them!
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