Friday, July 8, 2016

Sexist Pig

Steve has been super evil today.

EXAMPLE 1
Steve: I have to mow the lawn tonight.
Me: Hey, I was going to take a walk, but I can mow the lawn instead! Do you want me to mow it?
Steve: No.
Me: Why not?
Steve: You'll kill yourself.
Me: Seriously?
Steve: And you won't do a good job.

EXAMPLE 2
Me: I think we should take that painting down. I have decided I don't like it anymore.
Steve: Whatever you say.
Me: You'll need to do a bit of wall repair.
Steve: What? Why?
Me: I had some trouble hanging it. So I kinda made a mess back there. I didn't tell you because the painting hides it. There may be a number of, possibly large, nail holes. Plus the nails that I finally got in correctly.
Steve: UGH. Before you do anything around the house, beyond cooking or cleaning, ask me first so I can just do it.
Me: REALLY?
Steve: [evil laugh]

He claims he was kidding, but I'm not so sure. I just read him what I wrote and then the previous line and he said, "you're just making it worse!" I told him he's lucky I didn't Livestream it. But, silver lining, now he's agreed to take a walk with me! Probably guilt.

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