Steve is on fire today. First, I texted him about a bra. Which sounds weird, but is necessary. Ladies, you know that bra shopping is, perhaps, the worst torture imaginable (on par with swim suit shopping). So I had picked one out online that I was pleased with. But I wasn't sure if it would "cover all my bases." Thus, I texted Steve for his opinion and asked him if I could pull it off. His reply: "Now? Sure. But gravity will take a toll." Ooooookay. Thanks, Captain Sunshine.
THEN, I texted him this excerpt from a book I am reading by one of my favorite funny authors and told him I am going to do this:
But, he was all, "You can't." And then I realized he is right!!! Here is Steve at all times: 😐
Steve furious: 😐
Steve jubilant: 😐
Steve heartbroken: 😐
Steve laughing his ass of: 😐
Steve when he's right: 😐
Steve when he's wrong: 😐
HE WINS AGAIN.
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