VICTORY!

Me: One hundred years ago, women did not have the right to vote. And now we have a woman running for president! 8 years of a black president followed by - hopefully - 8 years of a female present!! THE AGE OF WHITE MALES IS OVER! Suck it, patriarchy!
Wm: What do you mean the age of white males is over?
Me: I mean that white men have been running this show for way too long and now it's all over for them! Moooohahahahaha! They're outnumbered and on the run!
Wm: You mean ALL the presidents before now have been white men?
Me: YES!!! Wm! YES! ALLLLL the presidents in the history of the US have been white men! Obama is the very first black president EVER and we've never had a woman president!
Wm: WOW. That's crazy.
PREACH.