Toronto

Me: Guess what!
Wm: What?
Me: You get to go to Toronto! And to see Niagara Falls!
Wm: Cool. When?
Me: April. So you'll miss almost a week of school.
Wm: WHAAAAAT? Awesome! Why April? Why not go on spring break?
Me: I am going to a conference in Toronto, so work is paying for the trip! The only thing we'll have to cover is you and Pop's food. And it's in April.
Wm: I don't want to go!
Me: Dude - we are going.  It's FREE. And you will be an international traveler and get a passport!
Wm: But I don't want to go to a conference!!
Me: Ohhhhh. Haha! You don't have to go to the conference! Only me. You and Pop get to party while I'm there during the day.
Wm: OK - I'll go.