Forgot...

I forgot to mention all the craziness in my last post!  Fun times.

So - the gutter is still hanging off the house while we get a bunch of estimates.  Then, I noticed the grout/silicone around the tub is letting water in.  Steve has redone it a million times and I have lost faith in his ability, so we have professionals coming in to give us estimates on that this week as well.  THEN, due to the fact Wm poos like a grown man and uses half a roll every time, our toilet was all plugged up.  Steve went and bought some expensive toilet auger (or something).  Only, it didn't work.  And then it broke.  And spewed Wm poo water all over the bathroom.  Today, on a Sunday, we had to pay for an emergency plumber come out to fix it.  It's quasi-fixed, but he also told us that our house (and pipes!) are REAL old and it's only a matter of time before it completely fails and we have to rip out the ceiling to the tune of $2-4k to have it redone.  On top of Wm's creepy whooping cough business.  This weekend has been just a bit stressful.

SOOOO, after all this craziness, Steve goes, "I am going to go completely bleach and sanitize the bathroom from top to bottom."  I was downstairs cleaning up after dinner and I hear Steve scream down, "DOES ANYONE HAVE TO PEE? TELL ME NOW!" before he started in on cleaning the potty.  I waited about 5 minutes, pretended I hadn't heard him, and then yelled up, "Hey…I have to pee. That's cool, right?" There is this long, pregnant pause and then, very softly, Steve goes, "Please give me 5 minutes." I go, "Nah - I'm just messing with you, man - I don't have to pee." Another pause and I hear him mutter, "I WILL kill you." Hahahaha!