Monday, February 10, 2014

Bad Hair Day

A bit after arriving at work today, I got a great text from Steve...

Speaking of Steve - he is hilariously awesome with Schroeder.  Steve claims he doesn't like the cat and the cat is "annoying," but I keep hearing him talk to the cat when he thinks no one can hear him.  And the cat always wins.  Example…
Cat: MEOW.
Steve: Stop it, Schroeder.  I am not getting your mice from under the oven again. 
Cat: MRRRROW.
Steve: Stop putting them under there!  Then this won't happen!
Cat: MRRROOOOW!
Steve: Schroeder, seriously.  Quit. It's not happening.
Cat: PUUUURRRR….RRRROW!
Steve: Fine. Here…now don't push it back under the-NOOOOO!!!  Schroeder!  WHY?!?!
Cat: MEOW.
Steve: I'm not getting it again.
Cat: MEOOOOOW!
Steve: Ugh. Last time.

Schroeder helps load the dishwasher. An example of the cat "annoying" Steve.
Steve also gives the cat horsie rides around the house because Steve is Schroeder's human slave:


WILLIAM IS FINALLY BACK IN SCHOOL TODAY!!!!!!!!!!  Thank. God.

Wm also just discovered dwarves are real.  He thought they were make-believe…like wizards.  His mind was blown.  He goes, "are they tiny warriors like in The Hobbit?"

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