Sleeptalker

Wm is a hilarious sleeptalker.  I was brushing my teeth the other night and I heard mumbling, so I went into his room to check it out.  All was quiet, so I just tucked the blankets around him and then went to leave.  But right then Wm sat up and stared intensely at me and yelled, "I TOLD YOU TO PUT IT IN THE BALL!" I go, "uhhh…what?" Then he flashed this 1,000 megawatt smile at me, hair sticking up every direction, laid his head back down, and started snoring.  He has no memory of this.  It was HILARIOUS.

Also, Wm made a weird paper hat and is very proud of it.  He insisted I take a picture of it.  So…here is the picture.

Dunce cap

Also, Schroeder sits in front of the door and waits for Wm to come home from school every day.  Only, I got home about 30 minutes early yesterday and threw off his cat timeline.  So he sat like this for nearly 40 minutes waiting for Wm to come home from school.  He never gave up.  He is a determined feline.

Wherefore art thou, Wm?

I know hearing someone else's dreams is boring, but I had a very strange and vivid one last night in which I sent Steve to Whole Foods to get Tofutti ice cream for me and he came home and told me that they didn't have it.  But I KNEW they did so I was SUPER angry at him.  I went to Whole Foods myself, found they had hung all the Tofutti from the ceiling (because of course they did) and was very smug that Steve was wrong.  Then, immediately, Steve did not exist anymore, I was back in college,  and I was having an affair with my married Persian college professor whose office was IN Whole Foods. It was a very confusing 2 minutes after the alarm went off.