Cocoa Nibs

Me: Hey, Wm, want to try a cocoa nib?

Wm: What's a cocoa nib?

Me: It's raw chocolate.  Like a dried chocolate bean type thing.  

Wm: YES.

Me: Here ya go!

Wm: Ewwww!!!!  What IS this?!?

Steve: It's RAW chocolate.  It has no sugar…it's just like…off the plant.

Wm: WHO WOULD MAKE THIS?

Me: No one made it.  The plant made it.  

Wm: WHY WOULD ANYONE MAKE THIS?

Me: No one made it!! 

Wm: Who would BUY this?

Steve: Mommy.  Mommy would buy it.

Me: In my defense, they are really good in trail mix.

Wm: [Look of horror] No. NO.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, I made tuna salad for Steve and I to take for lunch tomorrow and Schroeder LOST his mind.  I made the mistake of giving him a little bit since he was yowling hysterically.  It did not appease him.  Then he sat and licked my fingers with his creepy cat tongue obsessively.  I finally had to go wash my hands to get him to leave me alone.  

So that's a Wm NO on the cocoa nibs and a Schroeder HELL YEAH on the tuna.

Steve is still showing off his phone.  First he sent me this "photo effect" he was all thrilled with:

Then I noticed he even gave it a jazzy name (Note: everything else is in my name since I get an OSU discount and we never bothered to change what they put in at the store…I am not weirdly controlling all Apple products).  Steve is clearly enjoying himself.