Steve: [lame joke] Just kidding.
Wm: I find that offensive.
Steve: What?
Wm: When people say "just kidding."
Steve: Uhhhh...what?
Wm: Just KIDding. Are they saying kids are liars?
Steve: I never thought of it that way.
Wm: Yeahhhhhh.
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Me: Tomorrow is stuffed animal day at school - pick out one out!
Wm: I want to take Señor Caliente!
Me: His mustache is falling off. And he's kinda racist.
Wm: Well, sew it back on.
Me: I don't sew. Ask your dad. He sews.
Wm: HAHA!! Daddy sews?!
Me: WHY IS THAT FUNNY?
Wm: Only old ladies sew.
Me: Totally not true.
Wm: Daddy is the old lady of the house.
Me: Well, that's actually fairly true.
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