Fun times

Steve wins at everything.  Occasionally he will throw me a bone, but mostly, he wins at everything.  For the first time in 17 years, I am dominating him.  At MoviePop.  A stupid phone app that tests your movie knowledge.  And I have PWNED Steve at this thing.  He is mine.  You'd think he wouldn't care since this is my first big win at something in 17 years and it's a stupid thing anyway.  But he is SO GRUMPY about losing and has been moping around about it all evening.  It just makes the win all the sweeter.

When we got back from the grocery store this morning, Wm was carrying in a 5lb bag of potatoes.  I go, "are you OK with that, man?" and he goes, "yeah, it's only one eighth of my total weight."  I was like, "Wait - what? Is that right?" And he goes, "Just about.  1/8 of 40 is 5 and I am just over 40lbs. So this bag is about 1/8 of my weight." I go, "Did you learn that at school or did you just pull it out of your butt?" Wm laughed so he wheezed and goes, "out of my BUTT!!!"  So - that is a fun new phrase I have introduced to him.  And...he is a genius.

The fam was lazing in bed this morning and Wm and Steve started wrestling, like they do.  Things got crazy and started to infringe on my side of the bed.  So I go, "Be careful!!!  I am delicate!" And Steve snorts and goes, "Delicate like a badger."