While he made it, Captain ADHD ran around the house with my feather duster screaming things about javelins. He refused to play Uno with me and insisted on his weird javelin game. Finally, I coerced him into his room for quiet reading time. 10 minutes later I hear a tiny voice that's all, "can I be done nooooow?" And it was back to javelin. Next, it was on to Wm's favorite thing to do: say "Mommy" every 30 seconds and the follow up with some inane observation/question.
For example,
Wm: Mommy?
Me: Yes?
Wm: These aren't real feathers.
Me: I know.
Wm: Mommy?
Me: What?
Wm: Will you watch me play Skylanders?
Me: Fine.
Wm: Mommy?
Me: Yeah?
Wm: Are you watching?
Me: YES.
Wm: Mommy?
Me: WHAT?
Wm: That guy shoots lightening bolts.
Me: I see that.
Wm: Mommy?
Me: [deep breath] Yes, Wm?
Wm: That guy has a fin.
Me: I see the fin, Wm.
Wm: Mommy?
Me: Whhhhhaaaaat?
Wm: Watch this - I am going to jump.
Me: I AM WATCHING.
Wm: Mommy?
Me: [silence]
Wm: Mommy?
Me: [silence]
Wm: MOMMY?
Me: What, dude?
Wm: Are you watching?
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