Wm: [whispering to Steve]
Me: What's going on?
Wm: NOTHING.
Me: Whaaaaat??? Tell me!
Wm: It's about Valentine's Day. It's a secret. You'll find out.
Me: Ohhhhh! Am I your valentine?
Wm: Of course! You're my mom.
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Steve: Xanthapus keeps asking me to do stuff with him.
Me: Oh, that's nice.
Steve: I don't want to.
Me: Dude. He's trying to be your friend.
Steve: I know. UGH.
Me: You are the worst. Go do something with the poor man.
Steve: But I don't want toooooooo!!!!!
Also, Jessica sent me this and EVERYONE needs to read it. In its entirety. READ IT.
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