A Pox!

So...yesterday was exciting. Wm stayed home with my sick butt for his last day of spring break. At about 9:30, the cleaning lady walked into the house. Didn't even knock. I was not expecting that. So, the house was destroyed (since I was sick I had not done my usual pre-clean clean), I hadn't showered in days, was wearing no undergarments of any kind, smelled INTENSELY bad, and was wearing Steve's sweatpants and tshirt as pajamas. After apologizing profusely for not remembering - and mostly for looking and smelling like I did - I just ran away (in hindsight, I should have also been all, "can you KNOCK if there's a car in the driveway and a light on in the house, man?" and less, "I AM SO SORRY.") So in my sick delirium, I just grabbed Wm and my purse and fled from the house. Soon after exiting, I realized I was both hungry and thirsty. So I had to go in to Kroger. And then Steve texted and reminded me that Wm had a book in the library. So I had to go into the library. All while looking like this:

Not at my best.

Steve found the whole thing HIGH-larious. Wm and I spent the remainder of the time sitting in my parked car at the Park of Roses eating peanuts. Wm, however, was pleased as punch because he remembered to grab his iPad and then got a book at the library:

Little gentleman

After we returned home, and one hot shower later, the fog cleared, and I realized I probably could have handled the whole situation better. And may not have decided hand sanitizer from my purse would made a decent deodorant in a pinch. Live and learn...live and learn.

Sadly, Steve woke up this morning and said he doesn't feel good. His head hurts and his chest is tight, apparently. But he doesn't have a fever! So I'm not calling it yet. Before he falls head first into this thing, he demanded a hair cut, so I gave him a fancy new 'do. I was very impressed with my own handiwork and took a picture. Then I decided that Steve is the second cutest human ever (obvs Wm is #1). Also, he looks like Eric Bana. And I am willing to engage in fisticuffs with anyone who denies it.  I will admit that Eric Bana has better abs. But Steve has much better ears. Look at those things!!! So...they're even.

Fancy new haircut

EARS!