Wm walked in the door after school...
Me: Your OAA results came. We need to talk about them.
Wm: What? Did I rush and miss some?
Me: No. Remember you need to pass to go on to 4th grade?
Wm: Well, now I know you're messing with me because I did awesome.
Me: Oh yeah, you did! Look at your score!
Wm: [fist pump]
Me: BUT - this is troubling.
Wm: Why?
Me: You never want to read with me!!!!
Wm: Still don't.
Me: [sigh] Well, you should be a writer! You could be the next Great American Author!
Wm: Nah.
Me: You're killing me, man.
Wm: I want to code and do math.
Me: Gross.
Wm: Reading is boring.
Me: DAGGER! In my heart!
Wm: Can I get on the computer?
Also, Wm has been refining his "British."
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