Memberized

Found on Steve's phone.

I have officially been inducted into the cult of the UU's! I had my new member ceremony today at church - and even Steve came (and took pictures!) My mom took  us out to lunch afterwards to celebrate and it was a great day! The only thing to besmirch an otherwise fabulous time was when someone asked Wm if he liked going to church and he was all, "Not really." Sigh. That kid will be the death of me. I did have to shake a million hands in the receiving line (I wanted to ask if anyone had traveled to Liberia recently, but decided against it) and was very grossed out. I am a fan of the bow. Let's start the bow as a thing. I vote bow. If I don't know your middle name, that means I don't know you well enough to touch you. I'll bow very deeply to you without a qualm, however.

Just realized I am weirdly shorter than everyone else on stage.

Getting my cardamon seed of welcome!

Making my day even better, a woman thought I was 25! Wheeee!!!

Lastly, Wm has taken to calling everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) "epic." So if I'm all, "Wm, you did a great job folding your laundry!! You can play on the iPad now!" He, without fail, goes, "Epic." He has added in the even more annoying "epicsauce." So things can now be "epicsauce." Like, the scones I made Wm were "epicsauce." Church today, however, was not epic, apparently.