Annoying Daddy

Me: Hey, wanna call Daddy and mess with him? 

Wm: Sure. What do you want to do?

Me: I don't know...we could tell him you got a note in your backpack from the principal. 

Wm: OK! Call him. 

Me: You have to make it believable! 

Wm: I will. 

Me: OK - no laughing. We have to do this right...annoying Daddy is my favorite hobby. 

Wm: Mine too. You can't steal my hobby. 

Me: Actually, annoying Daddy has been my hobby for nearly 18 years...soooo, you really stole it from me. 

Wm: I did not know that. 

Me: Yeahhhhhh. 

(Maybe we should take up woodworking or something.)