Slacker

Wm: Daddy!  Are you coming down or are you up there just whacking off?
Steve: WHAT?
Wm: I SAID, are you coming or are you whacking off?
Steve: Uhhhh….do you mean SLACKING off?
Wm: Oh. Yeah. Slacking off.  So are you coming down or just up there slacking off?
Steve: Thank god.  I'm on my way!