Wm: Daddy, do you want another piece of pizza?
Steve: I do. But then I'd pay for it later.
Wm: Don't worry, Mommy can pay for it.
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Me: What smells? Did the cat fart or is that one of you?
Steve: It's not me!
Wm: It's not me!
Me: Well, something is foul.
Wm: I know what you smell like.
Me: Hm. What?
Wm: Awesomeness.
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Me: Did someone move the remote?
Steve: Not I, said the deaf mute.
Wm: Not I, said the deaf newt.
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