French Kissing

Wm: Good night! [kisses my cheek] Even though you are my mom and I love you, I am not going to give you a French kiss. 

Me: Well, moms don't French kiss their kids, anyway. Only husbands and wives...and I guess boyfriends and girlfriends French kiss. It's a special kiss only for people dating or married. 

Wm: Ohhhh. But you and Daddy don't do that, right? 

Me: Yep, Daddy and I do that. 

Wm: WHAT?!?! But it is DISGUSTING. 

Me: You probably won't feel that way forever.  

Wm: Yes, I will. I am NEVER French kissing anyone. [pause] I seriously cannot believe you French kiss Daddy. 

Me: Yup. Do it all the time. 

Wm: Oh god...