Me: [attempting to kiss Steve]
Steve: What stinks?
Me: Oh. It's probably my face. I read apple cider vinegar is a great toner.
Steve: Good god. You reek. You smell like a pickle.
Me: Hmph. Whatever. It said the smell will fade quickly. Give me a kiss!
Steve: Fiiiiine.
Me: Wait. [BURP]
Steve: I love you so hard right now, Cory.
Aaaaaand, that is why Steve is hilarious and I am disgusting stinky sack (in my defense, I had just drank some fizzy juice and I will have awesome pores).
Wm is also hilarious...
Wm: Daddy, are you EVER going to re-grout the bathroom tiles?
Steve: Did you tell him to say that?
Me: I seriously didn't.
Wm: They just look all dark and moldy. So you need to do that, Daddy.
Steve: I WILL. Jeez. I planned to do it this weekend.
Wm: All you do is sit around on the couch...like a rock...watching sports.
Steve: Uhhhhh...ow. Really?
Me: YES. A MILLION TIMES YES, WILLIAM.
The best part is that all Steve really does is play with Wm. He hardly ever gets to sit around until after Wm is in bed. But it is still the funniest thing ever for Wm to say.
Poor Steve. On his birthday weekend, no less.
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