Wm: Can I have some crayons to draw in bed?
Me: No, Wm, it's time to go to sleep now. It's past bedtime.
Wm: HMPH.
[5 minutes later]
Wm: Will you laaaaaaaay with me?
Me: Fine.
Wm: [ignore/pout]
Me: Are you ignoring me?
Wm: [silence]
Me: Okaaaay, then I am just heading out.
Wm: Noooooo!
Me: Well, buddy, it seems like you may be sleepy because you're-
Wm: [insane tired crying]
Me: Mommy out.
THE NEXT DAY
Me: Remember, it's a bath night tonight!
Wm: Ugh. Fine. Do I have to go right to bed after?
Me: You can play for a few minutes. Hopefully we have a nicer night tonight.
Wm: What happened last night?
Me: You don't remember pouting, then creepily crying yourself to sleep?
Wm: Oh yeah. You said I [FINGER AIR QUOTES] ignored you [FINGER AIR QUOTES]
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