While Wm was getting ready for soccer last night, I asked him to rate how awesome first grade is on a scale from 1-10 (10 being amazingly, unbelievably awesome).
Wm: First grade is a 10!
Me: What was kindergarten?
Wm: a 5.
Me: What was summer camp?
Wm: a 10!!
Me: What is soccer?
Wm: infinity below zero.
Me: Really, dude?
Wm: I hate soccer.
Upon returning home, Wm is pink-cheeked and smiling. (And won another round of sharks and minnows.)
Me: Did you have a good time at soccer?
Wm: a GREAT time!
Me: So is soccer still infinity below zero?
Wm: No...now it is zero.
Me: ZERO?!? You just said it was great!
Wm: But, that is an infinity improvement.
Wm's first game is Sept 8. He gets his uniform next Tuesday! It's all very exciting.
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