Doppleganger

OK.  So this has nothing to do with Wm.  But I have made a horrifying discovery.  When I get out of the shower, my hair lays totally flat against my head and dries straight down.  For the past few weeks, while I'm brushing my teeth, I keep thinking, "I look like someone when my hair is like this - before I 'do' it.  Who is it?"  And it has alluded me.  Then it hit me last night.  Aaaaaaand I was sickened.  Because I look like an effeminate 16 year old boy. That's right...Justin Bieber.

So I run into the bedroom and demand of Steve, "do I look like Justin Bieber?" His response is, "who is Justin Beiber?"  So I go, "you are so old, he's a singer."  Steve says, "well, what does he sing?  I say, "I have no idea...pop songs, I guess."  Then I make Steve go and look at pictures of Justin Bieber and again ask if he thinks I look like him.  Steve sort of chuckles and goes, "yeah, you sort of do!"

I look like and old, wrinkly J-Biebs with boobs.